GLaDOS is a lying bitch! i learned that when i didn't get the cake she'd promised me. Wheatley wasn't any better…i sigh and look up at the stars. Wheatley. It's been months since i last saw him. He's up there all alone with the space core. i cringe,. the space core, that must be torture, seeing as how that thing never shuts up about space. A familiar voice rings in my ear.
"hey beautiful..you looking at the sky again?" I nod as Rick puts his arms around my waist. GLaDOS thought it would be funny to put rick in a human body. i didn't find it funny. I wiggle out of his grasp and continue looking up.
"did i ever tell you about the time I went on an adventure in space? ya, it was about six ..seven years ago ..i was fighting this giant space monster…"
I roll my eyes and tune him out.Is time like this i wish i weren't mute so i could tell him to shut up.I look up and see a shooting star…and its headed right for me.
i look down at the earth thinking,for the millionth time, about how i messed things up. Chell probably hates me.
"YES MATE I KNOW WE'RE IN SPACE YOU'VE SAID THAT FIVE MILLON TIMES ALREADY!I DONT CARE!" If i had arms to kill myself i would. I look around as a satellite comes at me. maybe it will kill me! instead it rams into me and i find myself rocketing towards earth